Sunday, March 15, 2009

Who needs integrity anyways?

So, I was sitting at a bar eating soup at lazy dog the other day and (ironically I was sick as a dog), stressed about all the school I've missed due to my recent bout with Bronchitis and I was thinking to myself, what do I write my blog about? Just when I said out loud to my friend Hope who was accompanying me "Ahhh I have no ideas!!!," I looked over across the bar and noticed this older man making out with this young girl. I mean at first I thought he was kissing his daughter. Then I took a closer look and realize, hey that guy is my long time regular customer at Ned's, how ironic......maybe I should go say hi to him. So I got up from my chair and began to walk over to him when I noticed him give me a shocked look, a look of someone who was definitely not happy to see me. It then dawned on me that the young girl was definitely not his lovely wife(who is also my regular) and this girl is DEFINITELY not his daughter. I quickly flipped a 180 and took my place back at the bar. When  got back to my seat I told my friend, Hope, about the situation and we both were just trying not to stare and pretend like it's no big thing. I mean this is a man who I have waited on every single week for the past three years, I really thought he loved his wife. They always seem so cute together and they share a meal every time. What a bummer. Bottom-line, how the hell am I going to smile at him and his wife and just act like I don't know that her husband is a complete sleez-ball? People have no integrity. Why would you get married and waste someone else's time and life if you're just going to break your vows? I mean, what's the point? Just be single for goodness sake!!!! Just buy a Porsche, get some hair plugs, a gym membership and date women who sees you as a credit card. Serving them biscuits and gravy is never going to be the same again. I hope he gets caught and his wife meets a hot man half her age!!! Or maybe, just someone with a little INTEGRITY!

2 comments:

  1. I hear you! I just think that happens all too often. Ya Know? It's like that movie, The First Wives Club. Once you get to a certain age the men vamoose. I think it's completely unfair that older men have no trouble finding a new younger model when their wife gets a little old and saggy. Younger women should just boycott all older men.

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  2. This one deserves a follow up post. Like, what happened when you saw him at Polly's?

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